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Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Agreeing With Both Obama and Hillary!

Hillary's role model?

Satire By John W. Lillpop

As the national mud wrestling match being staged by the Democrat Party grinds on and on and on, I am startled to find myself in agreement with much of what Barack Obama has to say about Hillary.

For instance, I agree with Obama that Hillary is a:

Rich, elitist "bi***," way out of touch with average Americans;

Weak-minded female who would be nothing without her marriage to a former president, perjurer, and sex addict;

Beer and whiskey guzzling Annie Oakley NOT;

Congenital liar who hates truth and light;

Phony hypocrite who relies on deceit and fraud to promote herself and her goals;

Inevitable president NOT!

On reflection, I am also aware of the fact that much of what Hillary says about Obama resonates with those of us who are fair and balanced.

Indeed, I agree with Hillary that Obama is a:

Rich, elitist "bas***," who is out of touch with hard-working, church- going, bitter Americans in small Pennsylvania towns;

Player in the presidential sweepstakes only because he is black. Were he white, Obama would most likely be serving tables at Geraldine Ferraro fund raisers;

Closet Islamofacist who should denounce Reverend Jeremiah Wright and Louis Farrakhan and remove them from his inner circle of spiritual icons;

Phony hypocrite who relies on deceit and fraud to promote himself and his goals;

Man of substance--cocaine and crack being the substances of choice, right Obama?

Inexperienced, naive, and gullible politician who talks out of both sides of his mouth. Bottom line: Name one accomplishment!

After all is said and done, there is hardly a dime's worth of difference between Obama and Clinton. And, judging from their own campaign rhetoric, neither is qualified to be president of these United States.

On that, we can agree!