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Sunday, January 04, 2009

Does America Deserve Another Bush in the White House?

By John W. Lillpop

According to a report in the Ottawa Citizen, former President George H. W. Bush would like to see yet another Bush--this time Jeb--installed as a president of these great United States.(1)

Either 41 has a heretofore unrecognized talent as a comedy writer or his 80-something mind has decayed into a blob of useless human waste.

Another Bush in the White House?

Haven't Americans suffered enough as a result of the carnage brought about by 41 and 43?

Indeed, the father-son tandem of Georges has given America:

-Two wars in Iraq, one in Afghanistan
-One recession, one depression
-Savings and Loan crisis which cost taxpayers $500 billion
-Wall street bail out which has (thus far) cost taxpayers unknowns trillions

Now, honestly, with that record, does America really need to be Bushwhacked again?

Instead of another Bush, perhaps God could be coaxed into delivering an alternative "blessing" to America.

Like, say:

-A repeat of the black plague;

-A pandemic of untreatable heart disease, diabetes, and cancer;

-Reinvigoration of TB, Polio, Scarlet Fever, and other killer diseases once though eradicated.

Damn near ANYTHING, except a breakout of liberalism, would be better for America than another Bush!