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Thursday, September 11, 2008

Joe Biden Nearly Got One Right!

By John W. Lillpop

Give Joe Biden partial credit for stating the obvious: Hillary Clinton would have been a better VP choice than his dreary old self.

Biden's admission, although somewhat noble, is also a meaningless bit of snake flake since damn near anyone would be a better choice than the arrogant, balding plagiarist from Delaware.


Had Joe Biden been a real gentleman and a patriot, he would have added to his statement with these words:

"Of course, Governor Sarah Palin is even more qualified than Hillary Clinton to serve in the White House. Governor Palin is smarter, younger, tougher, and better looking than the tired old feminist from New York, and Sarah is not an annoying bitch!"

Now that would have been the correct message, Senator Biden!