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Thursday, August 28, 2008

Frisco's 'Lion of the Left' Gets Seven Years in Human Cage

By John W. Lillpop

Liberal nut job Bernie Ward is headed to the minimum-security prison in Lompoc, California where the bloated lefty will roar meekly, sans his radio microphone, for seven years.

For distributing child pornography on the Internet, Ward was sentenced by Chief U.S. District Judge Vaughn Walker in San Francisco.

In imposing the sentence, Judge Walker noted that Ward discussed child molestation on his radio programs and said he was troubled that Ward didn't "seek treatment, seek help" when he "encountered his own predilection" for child pornography.


In fact, of course, Ward was merely doing research for a book and had no "predilection" for anything except being a best selling author.

With time off for good behavior, Bernie Ward should be out of prison just in time to file for Social Security, which, by most accounts, should be flat broke by the time he waddles in to file.

In another spate of bad news for the "Lion of the Left," because he is a convicted felon, Ward will be ineligible to vote.

This means that the Democrat Party will have to wait until Bernie Ward is dead before counting his vote.

For those with a predilection to pray for Bernie Ward, do so only if you must. But be advised that Ward would think you a damn fool for it!