Slick Willie Thinks Governor Palin Is Hot: What About Hillary?

Satire By John W. Lillpop


It is bad enough that Bill Clinton personally sabotaged Hillary's campaign and cost that woman the nomination. Now Slick has poured salt into those open wounds by declaring that Governor Palin is "hot."

"I come from Arkansas, I get why she's hot out there," Clinton said. "Why she's doing well," he continued in the first quasi-honest words to come out of Bubba since he, too, was governor of a small, relatively insignificant state before stealing the White House in 1992.




Of course, everyone already knows why Governor Palin is hot: She is beautiful, intelligent, very conservative and experienced in executive management!





Everyone also knows why Slick Willie is singing the governor's praises: He is an unrepentant sex addict who was unexpectedly smitten by Sarahmania in an off guard moment!

Despite objections from Slick's wonky heart, his perverted brain took over and issued a "Hot" alert for the Alaskan Babe with a gun and gorgeous curves. Emphasis on the later, no doubt.

So, when was the last time that Slick called Hillary "hot" or anything remotely close?

As near as I can tell, Slick issues dull phrases like "world class genius" and "great campaigner" when describing Hillary.

You know, the sort of words one uses to honor that old lady who has worked at the local library for 40 years, and who actually supports efforts to restrict access to on-line porn.



Smart as hell, but stiflingly boring and dull! A perfect mother in law--for your worse enemy.

Still, Slick's assessment of Governor Palin and his own dour spouse prove one thing for certain: Slick's eyesight and judgment regarding female appeal is still spot on!