Pandemic of "Bail Out" Fever Consumes Washington D.C.

By John W. Lillpop

Not content with merely wreaking further havoc on America's fragile economy during scheduled sessions of Congress, Speaker Nancy Pelosi has decided to call for a "special session" of Congress to give away additional hundreds of billions of taxpayer money.

Pelosi wants the U.S. House to bail out auto giants General Motors and Ford, the latest whore mongers seeking to feast at the public teats of welfare and socialism.

In exchange for $50 billion or so, Pelosi wants a written guarantee that upper-level auto executives will work for minimum wage, join the United Auto Workers (UAW), and vote Democrat for the rest of the 21st century.

Of course, the corrupt thugs in Detroit immediately agreed to all of Pelosi's terms and even offered to build low-emission charity vans to transport ACORN workers from house to house, in an early start to the registration drive for the 2010 elections.

Pelosi's words and those of President-elect Obama have, in effect, created a pandemic of bail out fever as tarts everywhere seek to dump their financial mistakes and excesses on the back of Uncle Sam.

Indeed, a partial list of organizations and individuals seeking help from Pelosi and Obama includes the following:


The Catholic Church

U.S. Postal Service

Starbucks Coffee

California

Hillary Clinton for President 2008 campaign

Commercial airlines

OJ Simpson

Hollywood

Organized labor

Council on American-Islamic Relations (CAIR)

Siriusxm Radio

Rep. William Jefferson (frozen bills OK)

Medical doctors and hospitals

Charles Rangel

AARP

G.W. Bush memorial library fund

"Air America" and Al Franken

Public education systems

38 million illegal aliens

Planned parenthood

"Repeal Prop. 8" alliance in California

Barry Bonds

NAACP and La Raza

The United Nations, and

If Barney Frank gets his way, the US Marines, Army, Air Force, and Navy.

When will this insanity end? Are there no stable and secure entities in the vast sea of capitalism known as the US of A?

As a matter of fact, there are two: The Obama 2008 campaign and the Communist party of the United States are reportedly "flush" with cash, thank you!