BREAKING NEWS: Obama Big With Sleeper Cells, Illegal Aliens!

Satire By John Kakistos Lillpop

(Honolulu)

Exit polls in Detroit, Michigan, and from several "Sanctuary Cities" around the nation show Barack Obama with impressive vote counts among sleeper cells and illegal aliens.

Al-Jazeera, the terror network favored by Islamofascists, is reporting that Obama is getting close to 95 percent of the vote from sleeper cell members who have voted at least three times today.

Obama's strength is even greater among those who believe that America should be forced to adopt Sharia law while abandoning the Constitution, Bill of Rights and other "worthless writings by deranged Christians."

Prominent sleeper cell activists are quoted as saying that "Allah has spoken," with respect to the showing by Barack Obama.

Meanwhile America's Hispanic racist advocacy group, La Raza, is reporting that Obama is carrying the illegal alien vote by nearly 9-1, but officials caution that the numbers could edge much higher when the actual ballots are counted and non-Spanish language votes are thrown away.



All in all, it looks as though America's obsession with diversity is paying handsome dividends--for our enemies, both foreign and domestic!