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Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Obama's Great New Challenge: Ending Diversity Dysfunction

Satire by John W. Lillpop

There is yet another item to add to the staggering list of failures racked up by an administration still well short of being one month old.

That would be President Obama's naive pledge to unify Americans in a orgiastic wonderland of mindless post-partisanship.

From the perspective of one immune to the plague of Obama-mania running rampant hither and yonder, it is clear that America's social, economic, and political disunity can be summarized in two powerful words: Diversity Dysfunction.

Think about it: February is African American Heritage month, September 15 through October 14 is Hispanic Heritage month, and on and on and on and on.

Unfortunately, there is no "White American Heritage Month" to commemorate all of the cultural, social, and political contributions made by Caucasians.

Fact is, in a mad, hysterical rush to celebrate people of color, America has deliberately, and with malice, overlooked those who made America the crown jewel of humanity.

That would be white Christians, those stellar American men and women who gave the world the most free and prosperous Democracy in human history.

On their own, white Christians freed millions of slaves, allowed Indians to convert their useless teepees into cash cow casinos, saved the world from fascism, Nazism, and communism, and spread Democracy and western values to Iraq and Afghanistan, thereby enriching the lives of 50 million Muslims.

White Christians bent on philanthropy also gave the world the A-bomb, the Internet, cell phone calling plans without roaming fees, NASCAR racing, Wal-Mart, the NRA, midnight bowling, the Confederate flag, and twelve-packs of beer with easy open pop tops.

All of which begs the question, Why is there no "White American Heritage Month" to commemorate all of the cultural, social, and political contributions made by whites?

If President Obama is really genuine in his desire to bring unity to America, he will immediately issue an Executive Order designating March through August, White Christian Heritage months!