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Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Gasoline Rationing in Iran? How SWEET It Is!

By John W. Lillpop

While President Bush and like minded evil doers in the United States Senate work overtime to obviate the rule of law in order to appease 12-30 million illegal aliens, there ARE other news items worthy of mention.

One of the most uplifting stories comes from Tehran, Iran, where it is reported that because of limited refining capacity, the government has decided to ration the amount of gasoline available to private vehicles.

Limited refining capacity? Iran sits on some of the largest and most valuable oil reserves in the world, and cannot meet its own gasoline needs?

My first thought upon hearing this great news: There IS a God, and He is on our side!

My second thought: How SWEET the irony!

To be perfectly honest, it sounds as though Iran is suffering from the same sort of myopic vision and self-defeating idiocy that Democrats have used to destroy energy independence here in the U.S!

Since when have the likes of Al Gore, Howard Dean, Nancy Pelosi, and Harry Reid managed to infiltrate the Iranian government and influence energy policy?

Must be that God fellow again!

As would be expected, average Iranians are not amused by the gasoline rationing kerfuffel.

Armed with torches, stones, and other instruments of free speech common to "Religion of Peace" devotees, irate Iranians took to the streets to express their displeasure generally and with President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad specifically.


What a pity things are just not working out for Mahmoud.

Perhaps the goofy Islamofascist should abandon all that inflammatory rhetoric about destroying Israel, and concentrate instead on domestic issues more germane to Iran's economy and well being.

Like installing additional refining capacity, for heaven's sake.

As one who specializies in the science of Complex Problem Solving, it seems to me as though America's illegal alien problem and Iran's refining capacity issue could be solved with a creative bit of "triangulation diplomacy."

Herewith the Lillpop strategery: Ship several million illegal aliens from California to Iran to work as refinery laborers. Give them Halliburton employee badges and tell them to report to Ahmadinejad for free health care, food stamps, housing, education, and welfare.

Warn the illegal aliens that all conversations must be in Arabic, Friday afternoon is officially reserved for mosque attendance, there is no "Miller Time," tacos and burritos have never been heard of, and defacing the body with tattoos is a felony punishable by being stoned to death!

How's that for a "win-win"?

My bet is that once word about my plan leaks out, illegal aliens will decide that Mexico is not so bad after all and that going back there, and pronto, makes perfect sense!

One thing is certain: The Lillpop Plan makes about as much sense as the foolish amnesty bill now before congress!

John Lillpop is a recovering liberal.