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Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Who Needs Diversity When You Have Michael Phelps?

By John W. Lillpop

Mainstream media types who buy into the "Our diversity is our greatest strength" cockamamie must be choking on their cocktail olives and quiche at the sensational breaking news coming from Beijing. *

Flash 1: The greatest Olympic athlete in human history was crowned in Beijing on August 12, 2008.

Flash 2: The greatest Olympic athlete is an American swimmer named Michael Phelps whom is an American-American, or just plain American thank you!

Flash 3: Michael Phelps is a Caucasian male, a species that rarely finds approval in the biased, lefty mainstream media.

For the leftist media, the world's greatest athlete should be a disadvantaged person of color with a history of drug abuse and violent crime and a non-English speaker in order to be taken seriously.

Still, it will be tough to ignore the white kid from Baltimore, Maryland with all those gold medals in tow!

God Bless Michael Phelps who has proven once again why America has always been, and will always be, number 1!

* Yahoo