Barack Obama for President--Of Kenya!

Satire By John W. Lillpop

When you think about it, Barack Obama would be perfect for Kenya. Consider his advantages:


*Was born there, is a Kenyan citizen

*Hates America

*Was Never U.S. citizen

*Fancies domestic terrorists and corrupt business men

*Has family there

*Loves poor, illiterate people (Democrats)

*Hates capitalism





*Perhaps a Kenyan witch doctor can do a decent makeover for Michelle?











*Speaks Kenyan

Clearly, Barack Obama's home and rightful place in world politics should be in Kenya!