If Obama Wins, Set Clocks BACK 91 Years!

By John W. Lillpop

Next Sunday at 2 AM, most Americans will turn their clocks back one hour to standard time. Why in the world the government is able to compel anyone to get out of bed at two in the morning just to play God with time is beyond me.

In my home, we usually ignore the two AM edict and simply wait until April, when the whole damn mess takes care of itself.

However, with liberals threatening to invade Washington, D.C., to take over the United States government next Tuesday, a special adjustment is necessary to bring America's time pieces into conformity with the new wave of thinking.

Liberals call it "progressive," but people who know better call it communism, a failed political system that has been rejected just about every where it has been tried.

Communism, the mother of progressive mindlessness, reared it's ugly head concurrent with the Bolshvka Revolution of 1917, which ushered in more than 70 years of political, social, and economic agony for the Russian people.

Despite the obvious inferiority of communism, in 2008 the American people appear ready to install a die hard Marxist in the Oval Office, accompanied by a cast of equally demented comrades in the U.S. Congress.

Should all of that happen, all clocks should be turned back ninety one years to be in synch with the "progressive" thinking that destroyed Russia starting in 1917.

Or, we can simply wait until 2078 because "this too shall pass."