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Thursday, October 30, 2008

John Murtha Grovels for "Red Neck, Racist" Votes!

Satire By John W. Lillpop

Despite being an unrepentant slanderer of U.S. military heroes, until recently John Murtha seemed fairly safe in his re-election bid as a Representative from Pennsylvania.

That was until the beleaguered 76-year old decided to call people in his district racists, and then while apologizing, called them red necks!**

Red neck racists are what they are, according to this demented old man who belongs in a psychiatric ward.

Instead of being on Capitol Hill, John Murtha should be in confinement where doctors can fill his empty cranium with anti-psychotic drugs to silence the old fool until the Grim Reaper hauls his worthless old carcass off for final disposal!

Amazingly enough, after demeaning his constituency so brutally, Murtha added insult to injury by begging for money and votes from---red neck racists, better known as John Murtha Democrats!

Overall, November 4 may be a black night indeed for the Republican party. However, the gloom and doom will be at least partially mitigated if John Murtha is retired involuntarily from the U.S. House of Representatives!