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Saturday, November 01, 2008

American Patriots Surge In War Against Marxism, Voter Fraud

By John W. Lillpop

Pollster John Zogby is reporting that John McCain out polled Barack Obama on Friday. This could be the start of a "Surge" that would elevate the McCain-Palin ticket to victory!

In John Zogby's own words:

"Is McCain making a move? The three-day average holds steady, but McCain outpolled Obama today, 48% to 47%. He is beginning to cut into Obama's lead among independents, is now leading among blue collar voters, has strengthened his lead among investors and among men, and is walloping Obama among NASCAR voters. Joe the Plumber may get his license after all. "Obama's lead among women declined, and it looks like it is occurring because McCain is solidifying the support of conservative women, which is something we saw last time McCain picked up in the polls. If McCain has a good day tomorrow, we will eliminate Obama's good day three days ago, and we could really see some tightening in this rolling average. But for now, hold on."

In plain English, It ain't over 'till it is over!