Teen Learns Sex from PTA Official in Fogged Up SUV

Satire By John W. Lillpop

Some guys get all the breaks. An unnamed 13-year old student in Baldwin, New York bears testimony to that truth.

As reported by WCBSTV (1), Nassau County police came across a fogged up SUV on the grounds of an elementary school. The fogging agent turned out to be a prominent PTA official and a 13-year old lad, both naked from the waist down.

The full story from wcbs.com:


"BALDWIN, N.Y. (CBS) ― A prominent PTA official is facing some serious allegations involving a teenage boy.

Police arrested Joan Tuckruskye after allegedly finding her in the backseat of a parked car with a 13-year-old boy on Friday night. Both of them, police said, were partially unclothed.

'I feel devastated for the victim,' said Steve, the suspect's neighbor.

His son attends school with both the alleged victim and suspect's daughter, and is outraged over charges that Tuckruskye, vice president in charge of fundraising for the school, endangered the welfare of a 13-year-old boy.

It was in the rear of the elementary school parking lot where patrolling officers said they noticed the foggy and steamed windows of an SUV. They approached and knocked on the window.

They observed a woman in her 40s and a boy who appeared to be a teenager. 'They were not clothed from the waist down,' said Lt. Kevin Smith of the Police Department.

At first, police said, the boy said he was 18. Later at the hospital, though, he admitted being 13 but claimed he and the PTA mom were only kissing."

Only kissing? That explains why both were naked from the waist down?

The most amusing part of this story is the very idea that the young boy was somehow a "victim."

Fact is, the lad was the beneficiary of "sexual serendipity" that most 13-year old males can only dream about!

It matters not one whit that the sex was courtesy of an unattractive,aging beach.

Sex is sex and when one is 13, all offers are considered--and automatically accepted!

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