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Sunday, December 21, 2008

'Tis the Season to Be Carnal!

By John W. Lillpop

According to biorhythm researchers and purveyors of sex-related products, the Holiday Season typically results in a dramatic surge in sexual activity and conceptions.

Which makes it truly "the Most Wonderful Time Of the Year!"

The following quotes are reported in McClatchy Newspapers (+): "Right before New Year's Eve is our highest sales peak," said David Johnson, group product manager for Trojan brand condoms, the leading U.S. seller.

"As expected, the holiday urge surge also expresses itself as a peak in U.S. births in September, according to David Lam of the University of Michigan's Population Studies Center in Ann Arbor."

In addition, heightened libido corresponds nicely with the season in that particularly skilled, multitasking lovers are able to give and receive simultaneously, thereby spreading joy without wasting wrapping paper and ribbon.

Good for the environment, helps boost one's cardiovascular health, not fattening, and fun to boot!

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