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Monday, March 10, 2008

Howard Dean's Folly

By John W. Lillpop

Do leaders of the Democrat National Committee (DNC) actually expect the American people to believe that their party has the wherewithal to manage the most powerful nation of earth, when that same party is apparently unable to manage a simple system of pre-election primaries?

After nearly two years of plotting and scheming to recapture the White House, just months before election day the Democrat Party remains bitterly divided and may have to spend an additional $30 million dollars just to rerun primary elections in Florida and Michigan. *

Is that any way to run a party, Howard Dean?

And yet despite spending hundreds of million of dollars, Democrats have so far managed to inform voters that Hillary Clinton is an aging, old school feminist, and that Barack Obama is an inexperienced, closet Muslim.

Why spend hundreds of millions to tell voters that which has been universally known for some time now, Howard Dean?

Given the fact that Democrats portray themselves as the Robin Hoods of American politics, why do they not give their money to the homeless and down trodden, instead of wasting millions to reacquaint voters with the fact that Hillary Clinton is a congenital liar who cavorts with the likes of Norman Hsu, Sandy Berger, and Slick Willie?

Why not fund abortions for unwed women of color, rather than spending millions to let voters know that, if elected, Barack Obama would leave Iraq and invade Pakistan!

The 2008 presidential campaign has provided ample evidence that Democrats are uniquely unqualified to manage a trillion-dollar budget, fight the war on terror, and tend to the business of the American people.

But we already knew that, didn't we?