Eulogizing George Carlin, In His Own Words

Satire by John W. Lillpop

As the world mourns the death of the most notorious potty mouth of the past two centuries, it might be educational to hear the Eulogy of George Carlin in his own words.

I rather suppose such a eulogy would be rated PG and might read something like this:


Dear Ladies, Gentlemen:

We are gathered here today to pay respects and say our final good byes to George Carlin, one funny "m###########."

George taught us to laugh, he taught us to cry, and he taught us how to "p###" into the wind without giving a "s###" about who might get wet.

George taught our sons that there is more to life than a "c###" with big "t###."

Now it is time to return George to the Lord for final disposition.

Take this "C#########" home, Lord, and may his final words live forever: "F###" the FCC!

Amen and be blessed!