W. Shoots Beaver With Military Binoculars!

Satire by John W. Lillpop

Deluded crack pots from Texas and other third-world states would look at the photo W. and automatically assume that he is performing some act of heroism for America.

Perhaps he is looking for terrorists? Or tax and spend liberals who need to be ‘taken out,’ to use a Jimmy Hoffa expression?

Maybe the president is looking for illegal aliens from Mexico, the good-hearted, hard-working hombres that W. adores so completely and for whom he would like to execute a “presidential pardon” backdated to January 19, 2009?

Forget all the platitudes for W., patriots!

As it turns out, W. was browsing the net and learned on goodizen.com that Catalina Robayo is loathe to wear knickers.

Which caused W. to requisition those high-technology military binoculars for some high quality beaver shooting!

Someone needs to tell W. that Columbia is in South America, not in the suburbs of Dallas!