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Tuesday, March 18, 2008

NY Governor Paterson Lacks More Than Vision!

Satire By John Lillpop

How utterly clever of the great state of New York to, having just expunged all manners of decadence and moral rot from the governor's mansion following the abbreviated, but hilarious, term of Eliot Spitzer, to turn around and install another defective Democrat.

This time, the Democrat at issue is David Paterson who is legally blind, and given his liberal sentiments, completely lacking in vision as well.

By the way, what in the hell does "legally blind" mean? Are there people roaming around with seeing-eye dogs and colored canes who are "illegally" blind?

Only in New York, I suppose. All of them Democrats, no doubt.

But back to New York's latest flawed governor. Besides his impaired vision, the new governor apparently has the moral values of an alley cat, another major indicator for any Democrat who has his eyes, regardless of how impotent, set on higher sights.

In Paterson's case, it turns out that he was involved in an adulterous relationship with a woman other than with his lovely wife Michelle.

Brilliant political strategist that he is, Governor Paterson waited until after being officially sworn in before disclosing his adulterous wanderings to the public.

One can but imagine the dismay of Democrat Party officials who sighed a huge, collective sigh of relief as the U-Haul trucks pulled away from the governor's mansion with what remains of Eliot Spitzer's unseemly life in tow, only to discover that David Paterson was replacing Spitzer's sins with mountains of his own, equally- soiled laundry.

But David Paterson is not just your average blind and morally corrupt Democrat. He is also, in fact, a gifted comic, made obvious when he proudly announced that he did NOT use state or campaign money to pay for those adulterous sexual trysts, and that those affairs produced no love child whom New York tax payers would be obligated to support for the next eighteen years.

NY Daily News:

Those revelations must have calmed a lot of queasy stomachs in and about Albany, New York!

Of course even with his impaired sight, most Democrats would content that Paterson is leaps and bounds ahead of Dubya Bush when it comes to that "vision thing."

Paterson's greatest strength is that he is both African-American and blind, major pluses for any Democrat seeking higher office, especially the U.S. presidency. Imagine, for a moment, a blind Barack Obama, and the mind boggles at the potential.

Diversity, after all, is our greater asset and Paterson has been endowed with two qualifying dandies.

Monday, March 10, 2008

Howard Dean's Folly

By John W. Lillpop

Do leaders of the Democrat National Committee (DNC) actually expect the American people to believe that their party has the wherewithal to manage the most powerful nation of earth, when that same party is apparently unable to manage a simple system of pre-election primaries?

After nearly two years of plotting and scheming to recapture the White House, just months before election day the Democrat Party remains bitterly divided and may have to spend an additional $30 million dollars just to rerun primary elections in Florida and Michigan. *

Is that any way to run a party, Howard Dean?

And yet despite spending hundreds of million of dollars, Democrats have so far managed to inform voters that Hillary Clinton is an aging, old school feminist, and that Barack Obama is an inexperienced, closet Muslim.

Why spend hundreds of millions to tell voters that which has been universally known for some time now, Howard Dean?

Given the fact that Democrats portray themselves as the Robin Hoods of American politics, why do they not give their money to the homeless and down trodden, instead of wasting millions to reacquaint voters with the fact that Hillary Clinton is a congenital liar who cavorts with the likes of Norman Hsu, Sandy Berger, and Slick Willie?

Why not fund abortions for unwed women of color, rather than spending millions to let voters know that, if elected, Barack Obama would leave Iraq and invade Pakistan!

The 2008 presidential campaign has provided ample evidence that Democrats are uniquely unqualified to manage a trillion-dollar budget, fight the war on terror, and tend to the business of the American people.

But we already knew that, didn't we?


Wednesday, March 05, 2008

Dr. Michael Savage Thrives in San Francisco!

Satire By John W. Lillpop

First it was leftist nut case and alleged child pornographer Bernie Ward whose microphone was silenced by the broadcast moguls at KGO-AM in San Francisco.

Ward, a hopeless food addict and unrepentant liberal, was unceremoniously dumped from his late night talk show and from "God Talk," his 50,000-watt, Sunday morning blasphemy, after word of his indictment on child pornography charges was made public.

Since then, Ward has shown his true colors by violating the terms of his bail and by lying to federal authorities about his whereabouts.


Ever the street hustler, Ward is reportedly working on his next radio gig, a dilly to be called "Cell Talk," which would be broadcast directly from Ward's jail cell when the exact location and term of said incarceration site is known.

For additional details, visit Ward's URL at

Just down the hall from KGO-AM is the conservative sister station, identified by the call letters KSFO, featuring the irrepressible Lee Rogers and, until yesterday, the effervescent and lovely Melanie Morgan.

Unlike Bernie Ward, Ms. Morgan does not have morals issues that preclude her employment in the ultra-high profile world of network radio.

Rather, Ms. Morgan, who was instrumental in the recall of California Governor Gray Davis and who has been indefatigable in her support for U.S. troops and in her opposition to those who fail to appropriately honor America's young men and women in harm's way, was the victim of the budget ax at KSFO.

Her contract was not renewed, a real blow to Bay Area conservatives who have counted on Morgan for inspiration and a rare pro-conservative voice in the liberal capitol of Hades, otherwise known as San Francisco.

In the case of Ward, his removal should be celebrated as a positive step, sure to clean the airwaves of lies, garbage and filth.

In the case of Melanie Morgan, Bay Area conservatives will be justified in lamenting the tragic loss of a much-needed voice of reason and sanity. She will be sorely missed.

Meanwhile, apparently oblivious to any and all of the pressures that befall fellow broadcasters in the Bay Area, Dr. Michael Savage continues unabated in his daily effort to spread truth and light throughout the God-forsaken Bay Area.

Despite concentrated attacks from CAIR, illegal alien advocates, and other anti-American terrorist groups, Savage continues to dominate in his time slot and demographic niche.

The good Doctor turns 66 years of age on March 31, but continues to outsmart, out hustle, and out perform all other talk-show hosts.

Thank God for the resilience and fortitude of Dr. Michael Savage!